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Life Rule For The Common Man no.1
Failure is success' sweaty bedfellow
If you want to make out with one, you'll have to be make out with the other
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"Another perceptive revelation. We're working out all sorts of stuff here".
"Yeah and then we're going to do something with it. Honestly don’t you feel we’ve been ‘talking’ all our lives, sometimes I think I’ve spouted off more than all the loud mouth politicians on this planet about stuff that needs sorting and things that need changing and when such and such is done I’ll get round to getting off my fat sweaty ass and do something!!!!!"
"You’ve come over all livid again".
"Maybe".
"Look, this’ll sort it out; a duck walks into a pub".
"Are you taking the piss?"
"Not in the slightest".
"A fucking duck walks into a fucking pub? What the fuck has that got to do with us being reincarnated and feeling like Gods!"
"Nothing".
"Right, thought not. What about the duck then?"
"Nothing, forget it".
"Forget it! What! Tell me about the bloody duck".